Ambition:
To leverage my extensive internship experience in New York into a full-time job at the Playboy Mansion in L.A as the pool attendant.

Turn-Ons:
Hot chicks, happening clubs, and when my fellow interns respect my experience, both in the workplace and with the ladies.

Turnoffs:
Women who dress too conservatively, especially in the Playboy offices. And fellow female interns who self-impose a no-fraternizing policy.

My Philosophy on Life:
Work hard, and work Ashley even harder.

Hobby I Would Like to Pursue:
Search for Cyber Girls during every waking moment of my existence.

What I Value Most in This World:
Hair gel. I'd be lost without it.