Ambition:
To get through each internship assignment without Charlie beating me up.

Turn-Ons:
Ummmm, pretty much every woman I see! Oh, and Princess Leia.

Turnoffs:
Girls who prefer guys without glasses and faux-hawks.

Someone I Look Up to and Why:
Hef, for obvious reasons. Although sometimes I think Bill Gates actually might be cooler. Also for obvious reasons.

The Smartest Person I Know:
Whoever hired me for the Playboy internship program.

In My Free Time:
I like to watch Superbad repeatedly to gain as much inspiration as possible from McLovin'.