Ambition:
To be the next “head” of Playboy.

Turn-Ons:
Cottontails, buck teeth, and wiggling noses.

Turnoffs:
Hunters, certain good-luck charms, and hasenpfeffer.

Things I Love:
Carrots, more carrots, and my likeness being somewhere on each month's issue of Playboy magazine.

Role Models:
Bugs Bunny, Roger Rabbit, and Hef for having the good sense to make me the company mascot.

No One Would Believe It, But...:
I'm a real rabbit, not some guy in a rabbit suit. No, really.